


The FBI thinks HE’S A TRAITOR! “I’m no spy … and I have the top secret files to prove it!” That truck was full of top-secret weapons and Steve destroyed it. How is this part of the scheme? At the War Department, Not-General Blankenship tells us. She lassoes him out of the truck as it goes over the edge. Luckily, Wonder Woman has been watching! I wonder if she took lasso lessons for this part. Steve tries to get IN the driver’s seat and save it, but he is about to go over a cliff. Steve and his men are doing some training exercises with a truck and the truck suddenly loses control. They are plotting (against some extremely strong background music) to discredit Steve Trevor, War Hero, and make him look like (gasp) a traitor! That doesn’t look like preferential treatment AT ALL. As you do when you are imprisoned for being a Nazi Baroness. Before we can follow, we make a stop at the Federal Penitentiary where Baroness von Gunther, former head of a spy ring, is walking around completely normally, alone with a guard. How did they not have the wardrobe or the patterns from the pilot? + As soon as NGB leaves, Diana hits the Transformation Twirl® and becomes Wonder Woman … with a cheaper and bigger golden belt. NGB wishes there was some way – any way – too contact Wonder Woman. He’s so worried about Steve Trevor falling into a trap. We start at the War Department and Not-General Blankenship is worried. With the new Not-General Blankenship, the completely unheralded introduction of Etta Candy and the strangest fight scene ever filmed while rolling down a hill, it would have been better if Diana had NEVER met Baroness von Gunther. Oh, my! The first regular episode of Wonder Woman is a … bit of a letdown.
